Sunday, 20 July 2008

Gok Wan's Fashion Shit



Has anyone been watching Gok's Fashion Fix?

>> YOU'LL NEVER QUESS WHICH ONE IS FROM THE HIGHSTREET

Well basically Gok Wan is doing yet another fashion show. there are 5 sections to the show; Celebs, 5 of the best, must haves, fashion face-off and the traveling catwalk.

Every week the show never fails to make me depressed when it comes to the 'Fashion Face-off'. As much as I like Gok Wan, I'm not going to lie, everything he's came up with so far looks like complete shit. The aim is to create a 'high end' look whilst spending under £200 on each outfit. It's fucking ridiculous what he comes up with. Gok has a good sense of style, and can find a bargain but he just CAN'T control himself. He has to take a grand outfit and sew shit to it and put knee high socks on the models with practically every outfit. What really gets on my tits about this though is that he fucking wins every week. In case you haven't seen it, women working in department stores selling designer gear such as Harrods, Browns etc. have to come up with four designer outfits that fit into the theme that week. Whilst gok on the other hand has to create four outfits in the same theme but he's only allowed to shop at high street stores and he's on a budget. then the 8 outfits have to battle it out on a catwalk then the audience has to decide which side they prefer. The designer side or Gok's side. Surely you can find a stylish outfit on the high street looks great without spending £1,500 right? Maybe you could if you kept it simple because if you add thousands of bracelets it's just going to look tacky. Gok doesn't understand. He ruins beautiful clothes in a weak attempt to make something look 'high end' and fails dramatically every week. The models look like they'd rather be somewhere else. In a furnace perhaps. You can't polish a turd.. fool needs to get the fuck out. 


Sunday, 16 March 2008

Top 10 things I like about Jenny

10. Her love for chocolate. This fool loves chocolate so much she drinks hot chocolate with 
      baileys, well in

9.  The fact she goes to a grammar school but has no common sense, love itt.

8.  She doesn't get blonde jokes
 
7.  She didn't know that you could use the arrow keys to move up and down the web page

6. Her signature dance

5. She doesn't slag Hollyoaks, that's what I call a true woman

4. Her mum, tasty

3. Her face

2. The fact that she has John Lennon/ Harry Potter glasses but people only started realizing 
     recently

1. I R PH7 I IZ NEUTRAL